Delusional Dude Gives Girlfriend Ultimatum: It's Him Or The Dog, She Claps Back

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kalila courban
May 10, 2022 3:00 PM EDT

We have got to say, dating people who don't like animals, in general, is a red flag, but when they do not even make an effort to get along with animals? Well, that's a red flag on fire. So of course as soon as we began reading this frustrating thread about a delusional dude who thinks he can give his girlfriend an ultimatum regarding her doggo, we were shooketh to the bone.

Of course, we wanted to reach into the computer screen and give OP a good shake! We wanted to grab her and scream: "LOSE THIS GUY AND FAST" but all in due time, she had to figure it out for herself. And it sounds like it was not too hard to do. Brandy, the dog, is now referred to as a 'jerk detector.' If Brandy doesn't like you, then neither does her human and that is just that. We are living for self-realization. 

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    Gesture - Posted by u/Last-Vanilla-5758 1 month ago WIBTA- If I keep my dog? BF hates dogs but I'm keeping her
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    Human body - My boyfriend (32) of 4 months hates dogs or animals of any kind. I (28 f) have a 2 year Jack Russell, Brandy. She's the sweetest thing. She just wants cuddles and walks.
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    Human body - When I brought my boyfriend over to my place. Brandy started growling and barking at him. I've never seen her act like that before. She doesn't react to the mailman. My boyfriend wants me to re-home her or he's out.
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    Font - I said it's not happening, Brandy was here first. He should try to work with her. Like, give her a treat or something. He told me he's not touching a smelly dog. We got to a heated fight and Brandy got between us and barked at him quite viciously. He left, saying my dog needs to be down. I tried to apologize by texting and calling him. He sort of ghosted me. Am I the asshole?
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    Font - Edit: I didn't expect my post to go viral. For more background, my bf mentioned in passing that he didn't like dogs but I didn't think it was a deal. My ex had a cat and I'm not a fan of cats. I left the kitty alone.
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    Font - I think I was just upset that my current bf wasn't talking to me and I thought I did something wrong. However seeing everyone is hating on him, maybe I need to reassess the men I bring around. I'm going to end it soon. I'm not that spoke type and I usually try to avoid conflict at all costs.
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    Font - I guess I have a soft spot for British accents. (My ex was from England) Update My bf called me and told me I'm childish. I blew upon him and to make a long story short. I'm single again. Back to the drawing board. My standards have gone up after him. Brandy has been promoted to"Jerk Detector. If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you!
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    Font - Facetunethis · 1 mo. ago 2 4 e 3 3 Certified Proctologist [22] Your dog is telling you something very important about this guy. It's one thing that he doesn't like dogs, but the fact that the dog doesn't like him should ring every alarm bell in your head. NTA. 8.5k Reply Share •..
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    Font - SimplySam4210 · 1 mo. ago Commander in Cheeks [202] This happened to me when I was starting small renovations on my house. I was getting estimates and my usually very sweet and quiet dog started growling her head off at a contractor who had just arrived. I picked up my phone in case I needed 911 and asked that man to leave. He wanted to know why and I said my dog knows you can't be here. You need to go. I genuinely think she saved my life. 2.3k Reply Share •..
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    Font - Apple_Shampo01234 · 1 mo. ago Same. My dog is a big scary looking floof. He has growled at 2 people ever. One was a guy who did some work on the house and my boy wouldn't let him near me. When he was finished, he kept trying to come in my house. My dog was like absolutely not. I had to sign the clipboard and we ended up setting the paperwork down, he backed away, I picked it up and signed and set it back down again. My boy stayed between us the whole time. I totally believe the worker did
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